When a guy pulls out a vagina, it is time to leave…

Wicker Park bachelorette party at Five Star and Zakopane.

Since most of my friends were out of town on Saturday for my ex-boyfriend’s wedding I decided to crash Heather’s friend Sarah’s bachelorette party!

The night started with Heather and I getting way too excited over the Bus Tracker…we refreshed it on her phone every minute to see if the bus was still on track and then when we got on the bus refreshed it every minute to count down how long it would take to get there…I swear it was hilarious at the time. And we were heading South on the bus and a guy got on and asked the driver if it was heading North. He said yes and we were confused… But then the dude got off at North Ave and we figured it out and again thought this was hilarious.

Anyways…

We started the night by heading over to Zakopane, our favorite Polish bar in Chicago, where I met the bride, Sarah, got some drinks, and got tattooed. Well, we covered ourselves in fake tattoos… And Sarah was crowned with a sweatband with a toilet paper veil. Awesome.

When a dude came in, motorboated Alyssa’s arm, and pulled out a fake vagina we decided it was time to leave that bar…and so we headed out to Five Star!

We had our own private room at Five Star…complete with a stripper pole! (But no porn!) And we had napkins to fill out to invite guys in to dance for us…which resulted in being entertained by everyone from an old guy to a guy who actually took off his shirt and pulled down his pants to a cute Brit. Plus a couple of guys who actually seemed to know what they were doing. (And I totally don’t feel bad about posting such incriminating photos because I have no idea who these people are…)

We had lots of drinks and lots of shots and lots of dancing and lots of pole dancing. We left when the bar kicked us out. And we went back and watched National Lampoons Vacation until we passed out.

Oh, and my point and shoot camera totally broke 🙁 So much for my no more buying photo stuff this year plan…