Valerie’s Employed and Ready to Celebrate Celebration!

MattyK tastes my wine (some French dessert wine) and makes the same face I make when I taste his martinis:

Matt: This tastes like a pixie stick…It tastes like Tinkerbelle was killed and ground up and juiced into the glass

Val makes her signature sad face: “That makes me a cannibal!”

Last night was Valerie’s Employed and Ready to Celebrate Celebration at Salt Creek Wine Bar. Highlights from the night include:

• Josh brought me a little gong to put on my desk at work since I told him it is completely empty.

• Jenny ordered a beer!

• Reiden doesn’t hate me she just only likes me for very short periods of time.

• Brandana’s friend said that prettier people get hired over unprettier people. I said that’s how I got my job.

• Joe called me from across the table, then he hung up on me.

• Alina told me I could have JoeJoe once she breaks up with him.

• I agreed to sleep with Josh and he will leave me in the morning, that makes me a Bond girl.

• Joe was going to blow me a kiss but he blew it to MattyK instead.

• Brandana blew me a kiss and I made out with it.

• Brandana offered me and Alina $20 to make out.

• I touched matts lips then touched joes so they indirectly kissed

• Matt said he would make out with himself but didn’t know how. So I showed him how to by making out with my hand then I wiped the slobber on his mouth.

• Umm, I am sure there is more that I am forgetting that didn’t involve making out 🙂

Pictures:

Jenny Drinks a Beer:

Josh thinks he’s 007:

Random Close-Ups:

Me and Josh (self portrait):

Me and Scott (self portrait):

Random Table Pics:

Me and Joe (self portrait):

Me and Matt (self portrait):

360 view from my camera sitting on the table:

I stole Matt’s Sammich:

Alina Drinks Wine:

Me and Alina: