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Threesome?

So Sid brought up having a threesome in the comments of my last post. Obviously, this is what ensued… (sorry Jeff, had to post it…)

Val: but if you, sid, walter, james, joejoe all have dates i’ll be left out in the cold 🙁
Jeff: well there will be no single women, that doesnt mean no single men
Val: i know. but i don’t know how quality these other single men would be…
not that the list of guys i mentioned is all that quality… 🙂
Jeff: shiiiiiitttttt you just dont know what you are missing out on
Val: hey, you’re the one who wants to bring a date…i’ll be the one drunk on slushy drinks and lonely…
Jeff: haha yeah but the last time that happened at a wedding, i just got cried on
the last time if happened overall you were half passed out and unresponsive
Val: 🙁 i’m a bad lonely drunk
Jeff: i dont even thnk you were that drunk at the wedding
Val: yeah, i wasn’t really drunk. so see, maybe i would be slutty at a wedding when i was drunk 😉
Jeff: 3 some it is
haha
Val: threesome with who?
Jeff: i dont know, whoever, i will see where the night takes me and have everyone else force feed drinks on you
who knows maybe it will be an 8 some
Val: haha
i’m trying to think who i would have the threesome with if i had to choose
Jeff: haha are you getting double teamed or is it 2 girls and a guy
haha
Val: i dunno. unless it was with joe and alina…
you would be one of them i think…but it’s mostly a trust thing and because i know you the best
Jeff: yeah
you should see if heather wants to be your date to rob’s
everyone knows her
Val: hmm…true
Jeff: tell her i am going, she will be sold
Val: oh, i’m not enough of a selling point?
Jeff: dude, i am awesome
Val: you don’t think i’m awesome?
Jeff: i am just saying heather will be sold on ME!
wooo1
woo!
go me
Val: i’m awesome AND cute, take that
Val: hmmm…but that does make it sold for the threesome…you, me, heather. mmmhmmm
Jeff: haha josh might kill me

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15 Comments
  • Sid
    December 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    i’m going to sam’s club in a few with my uncle…should i pick up a 100 pack of condoms for you guys?

  • val
    December 29, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    yes?

  • heather
    December 29, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    sid, i think you stole that comment from the sports guy excepthe said a 500 pack from costco.

  • Sid
    December 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    I legitimately went to sam’s…alas before val responded
    but yes, I did read that as well…Sports Guy for secretary of sports

  • val
    December 29, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    So you didn’t buy me a 100 pack?
    It’s OK. Jeff said he didn’t need it. His exact words: ‘no, i raw dog it’

  • Heather
    December 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Come on Sid,
    That’s my second legitimate sports guy reference on lj. You have to admit i’m cute.

  • Walter
    December 29, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Here’s how Jeff telling me he had a “Jeff + Val + Some Dude” threesome would go.
    “Dude! I just had a threesome with Val!”
    “Fuck yeah! High five dude! (holds out hand)”
    “Yeah and James!”
    “WHOA WHOA WHOA (retract hand) That’s fucking sick get the hell out of here. I don’t even KNOW you!”

  • Lindsay
    December 29, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Rest assured that, whoever the threesome is with, he “can please you both.”

  • Sid
    December 29, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    walter is correct, lindsay might be correct, but is disturbing

  • val
    December 30, 2008 at 1:06 am

    Umm…I agree with Sid 🙂

  • Jeff
    December 30, 2008 at 7:44 am

    Lindsay I might need a lot of ever clear for that haha

  • Jen
    December 30, 2008 at 8:31 am

    Poor James, he gets no love.

  • Jeff
    December 30, 2008 at 9:03 am

    Walter, you want in on the 3-8some?
    Your date can come too
    booya

  • val
    December 30, 2008 at 9:07 am

    By booya did you mean that as an exclamation, or as his date’s name? Because I am pretty sure booya is her name.

  • Jeff
    December 30, 2008 at 10:42 am

    booya is an exclamation
    her name is heather, i think

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