Sometimes at 10pm I get a sudden urge to stab something with a giant knife.

Sometimes at 10pm I get a sudden urge to stab something with a giant knife.

Like the pumpkin I got at Bear Den Zoo Pumpkin Farm…

And sometimes I wake up in the morning to find that my pumpkin has made a friend…

p.s. By the time this is published Halloween has come and gone, and my pumpkin became a disgusting moldy mess.