1. I woke up really suddenly in the middle of the night and saw a red dot and my first thought was that someone was on my neighbors roof shining a laser pointer into my room. Then I realized that it was the light on my VCR.
2. I just applied to be the next Elvira. Although I think the deadline was passed anyways. I will apply to be on the Bachelor next month after I get my hair cut for the first time in a year. They don’t let girls on the Bachelor with messy hair.
4. Someone on missed connections is looking for a girl in PINK outside the Civic Opera House…the one day I wear blue!