Choosing Figs | Neurotic as Hell | A Travel, Lifestyle, and Life List Blog

Shock treatment.

1. I woke up really suddenly in the middle of the night and saw a red dot and my first thought was that someone was on my neighbors roof shining a laser pointer into my room. Then I realized that it was the light on my VCR.

2. I just applied to be the next Elvira. Although I think the deadline was passed anyways. I will apply to be on the Bachelor next month after I get my hair cut for the first time in a year. They don’t let girls on the Bachelor with messy hair.

3. I think I have packed more for a three day Illinois road trip then I did for a 3 week Europe trip.

4. Someone on missed connections is looking for a girl in PINK outside the Civic Opera House…the one day I wear blue!

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Hi, I'm Val. I spent most of my 20s in a standstill, unable to pick which path in life I wanted to take. I wanted the nomadic life of a traveler but also wanted the husband, the condo, and the kitten. Unable to decide which life I wanted more, I did nothing. When I turned 30 I’d had enough of putting my life on hold and decided to start “choosing my figs.” So, I quit my job, bought a one-way ticket to Europe, and traveled for three years. Now I'm back in Chicago, decorating my apartment in all the teal, petting my cats, and planning my next adventure.

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