She’s my shelter from the storm, she’s the place to rest my head.
1. Wait…am I the only person who didn’t know Jared Leto was in 30 Seconds to Mars? No wonder I like their songs, it’s Jordan Catalano!
2. There needs to be a twitter bot that responds I-N-I every time someone tweets I-L-L.
3. Freaky Eaters has got to be the weirdest show on TV. And I watch a lot of weird stuff on TV. And I watch a lot of weird people eat. But it’s about people who eat nothing but pizza or french fries or raw meat…
4. If you are going to wear pants that are falling off your butt, please do not also wear underwear that is falling off your butt.
6. There is a movie called Zombie strippers. That is all I have to say about that.
7. In a social media presentation I attended the speaker said that with the Pizza Hut iPhone app “you don’t even have to pick up your phone” to order a pizza. …
8. They stole my popcorn buttering invention! When I get move theater popcorn I always bite some holes into a straw & attach it to the butter machine to distribute the butter evenly. They stole my invention!
9. I need to move somewhere near coffeehouses that are open past 9.
10. I don’t mind doing laundry. I don’t mind folding laundry. I sure as hell hate trying to find a place to put my laundry.