Random Things You Probably Don’t Know About Val

I am starting an ongoing project that I will entitle “Random things you probably don’t know about Val” in which I will basically list a bunch of random Val facts that you probably don’t know about me (and probably don’t want to know). I’ll post more as they come to me…

Random things you probably don’t know about Val

1. I don’t understand Pig Latin. Like, at all. If you speak Pig Latin in front of me, I will have no clue what you are saying.

2. I fear that I will die and no one will maintain my website.

3. I sometimes buy a box of Hostess cupcakes and only eat the chocolate topping.

4. I am an avid wisher. Every 11:11, every fountain, every first star, every loose eyelash…

5. I want to be a ballerina

6. I’ve had more friends with benefits than I’ve had boyfriends.

7. I used to bite my toenails.

8. I like spaghetti with honey.

9. I say y’all all the time and I don’t know where that came from.

10. When I got my tattoo I kept thinking how pretty it will look when I’m in a wedding dress.

Now, y’all should post some things that no one knows about you.