Out of Order

one.
I found out last night that Robot Chicken is not about a chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force is not about aquatic teenagers.

two.
Saturday morning around 8am the gay couple upstairs were having a very loud fight. Again. I heard I giant thump of something hitting the ground. I heard something being dragged across the floor. Then about half hour later I heard a very long zipper closing noise…

three.
I really want to like Central Camera, but they never have what I need.

four.
Dude. The choreographer guy on Glee was the same guy who played duck face on Full House. Just sayin.

five.
My boss is a bad influence on me. He makes me have way too much tequila.

six.
I made organic whole grain puffed rice kosher all-natural marshmallow treats…I really need to stop doing all my shopping at Whole Foods.

seven.
Chelsa and I saw a midnight showing of the Muppet Movie a week or so ago. We got Chinese food and mine came in a pineapple. The movie was awesome and I made shadow puppets while we waited and the guy in front of us helped me remember the words to where is thumbkin.

eight.
After the Jalapeno eating contest I went to the IO with Chelsa for Electric Mayhem’s last performance. 🙁

nine.
One day was Tabitha’s birthday. We went out to some bar. I had class so I missed the show. Afterwards Chelsa and I went to Ian’s for pizza. Steak and french fry and barbecue sauce pizza is quite possibly one of the best inventions ever.