No more teachers dirty looks.

1. I am officially a master. OK, not officially because I still have to turn in two papers over the weekend and I still won’t get my diploma until March because I am a slacker who missed the deadline. But I never have to go to school again! (Although I will be paying for it for a long, long time.) Joshua, who is apparently my only friend, met me at the wine bar to celebrate. I had lots of wine and raspberry beer. All you people who didn’t come celebrate are bad people 🙁 (insert valsadnoisehere)

2. I really need to stop impulsively buying Steppenwolf tickets.

3. Seriously, how is it that everyone else I know is seeing opera and I am not?