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Walter and Sid show their socks.

My feet are a 2 and I’d keep my parrot on that shoulder.

I am working on a playlist of songs involving the word “baby” or something that seems babyish for a baby shower game. For instance I have come up with songs like “Hit me Baby One More Time” and “Cradle of Love.” Anyone have any suggestions?

I have received 2 calls in the last month. I am what you call “popular.”

I watched a dumb Lifetime Christmas Wedding movie the other day. But I got really annoyed at the end when the wedding photographer was just using the flash on his camera, because it totally took me out of reality 🙂

My DVD player broke with a Netflix DVD stuck inside of it. Jeff said it would be easy to get it out. Ummm….yeah…this is what happened:

Mangled DVD Player

I bought a new one. And…you’ll be so proud…I bought a black one instead of the pink one they had.

Rob and Christine were in town so I headed out to Bourbonnais to see them and get dinner. We got Steak n Shake because it’s the only time Rob can get it. They made fun of me for liking coleslaw…and for having a small chest… At Rob’s place we watched some of Pirates of the Caribbean in HD and it looked really weird. Like too real and too fake all at the same time. It looked like something on PBS. It was odd. Walter and Sid kept trying to get me to smell their feet but I wouldn’t.

And the more Christine and Rob described the wedding the more we realized just how amazingly kick-ass it will be.

On the way home Sid and I devised a plan for the wedding, as I will be one of about 3 or 4 single women there and can have my pick of all the nerds I want 🙂 He said I have to dress slutty but not too slutty to be scary to them and that I need to know stuff about Stargate and the like. He also said if all else fails James can be plan B.

Rob is in town

Rob is in town

Rob is in town

Rob is in town

Rob is in town

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  • Heather
    December 27, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    baby i got your money
    baby baby – amy grant
    always be your baby- mariah carey
    be my little baby – the opening song to dirty dancing
    baby got back
    gone baby gone – violent femmes

  • Walter
    December 27, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    For the record, I said I preferred small chests. Christine was the one that started ragging on small chests.
    You should have gone with the pink DVD player. If anyone ever broke into your house it wouldn’t get stolen.
    You should have smelled Sid’s feet. They smelled like straight-up curry. It was amazing.
    If James is Plan B I demand that I am Plan A-minus.

  • val
    December 27, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Thanks Heather! GREAT list of songs!
    Walter, I know YOU weren’t hating on them. And I know, I probably should have just gotten the pink one. And no, I am not smelling anyone’s feet. And you can’t be A- if you have a date!

  • Sid
    December 29, 2008 at 1:16 am

    plan A1=threesome
    problem solved

  • val
    December 29, 2008 at 8:55 am

    a threesome with Walter and his date or with Walter and James?
    And I’m only a 1.5 on the Walter scale anyways.

  • heather
    December 29, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    fuck the walter scale.
    fuck it i say.

  • Walter
    December 29, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    It’s a fake date! She’d be totally cool with it!
    You’re going to have to explain where you are getting 1.5 on the Walter Scale. You’re not blonde, that’s a point. Chest, two points. Why are you putting yourself down?

  • val
    December 30, 2008 at 1:05 am

    I AM a blonde. It’s a dark blonde though. So that is OK?
    The one is my lack of breasts.
    The .5 is that I wear glasses but I never wear them.

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