
Most emo post ever.
My locker was always messy so I didn’t even find the love note asking me to meet you at the drugstore after class until days later.
I didn’t know who you were.
I wouldn’t have gone anyways because I always assumed it was a joke.
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Musing from the airport I forgot to blog about:
“Did you leave a banana?” – Lady in the airport bathroom.
Bryan had to bring a whole lot of syringes through airport security and they didn’t bat an eye or ask for his doctor’s note. But they had to search my bag (twice) and confiscated a bottle of soap. Good to know our airport security has their priorities straight.
“Save it for the line at McDonalds”
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I’ve had to censor my blog way too much lately to either protect myself or protect others. I’m sick of it. Here’s a (not entirely) cryptic blog of random (not entirely) cryptic thoughts to remedy all that.
I sometimes feel so stupid, getting swept away in possibility, and not taking time to think.
I used to cry that he would only want me while drunk. Now this.
I complain that no one wants to date me and then complain when someone does.
I now know how (t)he(y) problably felt.
You shouldn’t have to pay.
Girlfriend for the night.
I know you two are dating. I was waiting to see how long it would take for you to tell me.
I don’t call because I want you, I call because you’re the only one who knows.
I don’t think you think I’m over it.
Sid
July 16, 2008at2:19 pminsert generic emo joke here
Val
July 16, 2008at2:28 pmHow many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to replace it, and two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
I didn’t know any off hand, that was the first one to pop up on a search of the interweb
Val
July 16, 2008at2:35 pmSpeaking of emo poetry…you should definitely check out the “Old-School Poetry” section of my site to read the absolute worst love poems ever written.