Maybe you need her.

one.
Sometimes you get in the car with only the intent of moving it from one side of the street to the other. Then sometimes, an hour later, a grande mocha later, a spontaneous drive past a ghost of a house later, a theme song later, you finally end up parking.

two.
Seriously, I need to stop handing over my paychecks to Target.

three.
I hate it when I hear a song start on the radio ba ba ba ba badadumdum and it turns out to be “Under Pressure.” I love it when I hear a song start on the radio ba ba ba ba badadumdum and it turns out to be “Ice Ice Baby.”

four.
My dad had triple bypass surgery today. I had to wake up at 4:20am to drive him to the hospital. My mom asked me if I was going to take a shower. I laughed at her. I think everything went fine.