
It fell behind the bed.
Josh on why it was OK for Will to bake him cookies:
“But he hasn’t had a date in nine months.”
Me on why it was not OK for Will to bake him cookies:
“So, that means he hasn’t done other things with a woman in 9 months, does that make it OK for him to do those with a man?”
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Last night we went to the Ram bar and not the goat bar and I got a peach tea that’s one of those danger drinks and got an alien ice skater plate and ate bacon cheesey garlic sour cream chips that were yummy because Josh needs bacon.
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Jack Bauer doesn’t seem like the type to go for all these women with no hair. That’s all I have.
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Sometimes you go to Caribou to write and put at the top of the blank page a simple question: “Did he ever find that remote control?” And 183 unanswerable questions about your life later, you leave either more confused or more clarified than ever.