Choosing Figs | Neurotic as Hell | A Travel, Lifestyle, and Life List Blog

It fell behind the bed.

Josh on why it was OK for Will to bake him cookies:

“But he hasn’t had a date in nine months.”

Me on why it was not OK for Will to bake him cookies:

“So, that means he hasn’t done other things with a woman in 9 months, does that make it OK for him to do those with a man?”


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Last night we went to the Ram bar and not the goat bar and I got a peach tea that’s one of those danger drinks and got an alien ice skater plate and ate bacon cheesey garlic sour cream chips that were yummy because Josh needs bacon.

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Jack Bauer doesn’t seem like the type to go for all these women with no hair. That’s all I have.

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Sometimes you go to Caribou to write and put at the top of the blank page a simple question: “Did he ever find that remote control?” And 183 unanswerable questions about your life later, you leave either more confused or more clarified than ever.

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Hi, I'm Val. I spent most of my 20s in a standstill, unable to pick which path in life I wanted to take. I wanted the nomadic life of a traveler but also wanted the husband, the condo, and the kitten. Unable to decide which life I wanted more, I did nothing. When I turned 30 I’d had enough of putting my life on hold and decided to start “choosing my figs.” So, I quit my job, bought a one-way ticket to Europe, and traveled for three years. Now I'm back in Chicago, decorating my apartment in all the teal, petting my cats, and planning my next adventure.

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