In real life, french fries wouldn’t make it around the bases.

I went to the White Sox game tonight. Here are the highlights and lowlights.

Highlight:

I’m an Auntie! Meet the newest edition to Nadia and Bryan’s family: Ruggles!!!

Lowlight:
Sox lost 🙁

Highlight:
Our seats up in the upper deck were still pretty damn good.

Lowlight:
We all, seriously, had too much trouble finding the scoreboard.

Highlight:
The thing that’s really worth going to games for:

(and yes, yes I do like to have some hot dog with my ketchup.)

Lowlight:
I did not get funnel cake 🙁

Highlight:
These people:

Lowlight:
This was not Jim Thome’s 500th home run:

Highlight:
Fireworks

Lowlight:
The longest wave in the world. Seriously, they wouldn’t stop. It went around, fully and ferociously, six times before I stopped counting.