If I were getting married…
To cement for you the fact that I am, in fact, insane. Let me present you with what my wedding would look like if I were getting married today (and had any money):
It would be a rustic, outdoorsy, boho wedding held among nature with big pink flowers, a simple gold wedding band, a toasted marshmallow wedding cake, brown suits, non matching bridesmaids dresses, and a hot chocolate bar.
So… who wants to marry me?