I want to be someone who can be everywhere at once.
This video is hilarious. And girls are crazy.
I saw a guy walking to the train this morning wearing a suit and top hat that were spray painted silver.
I invented a game show: Two friends. One gets locked in a soundproof glass booth. The other dances. First friend has to guess what song they are dancing to.
I am thinking they have to be given a list of songs to choose from. And the dancer would get disqualified if he sang along. And there would have to be helps like “play the chorus” and “mime the lyrics for 30 seconds.” or something. Maybe I should film this in my apartment…
Mixing whipped cream and tomato sauce when you want a cream sauce is not necessarily a bad idea but also not necessarily a good idea.