I should probably just change my name or something.
No Starbucks, anywhere in the world, can spell my name.
No matter where I am in the world, there is one thing I can count on: Starbucks will not get my name right.
(In the first one, the dude wrote down two names and asked me which was correct. I said the top one was closer…)
They got it right in Boracay. I was shocked.
(And yes, yes I did visit a handful of Starbucks abroad. It’s a nice place to go when you have a shit ton of work to do and need an American-sized cup of chocolatey coffee to go with it.)