I just hate random conversations.

1. I am contemplating auditioning for Spiderman the Musical. I can’t sing but everyone always tells me that I look like “that girl from Spiderman.” Anyone want to audition with me?

2. I am contemplating doing the tater tot eating contest at Bar Louie. Of all the foods in the world I could probably eat a lot of tater tots. Would anyone come watch?

3. I am so excited that Robert Irvine is coming back to Dinner Impossible.

4. Eh, I’ve been kind of boring.