I have the worst financial advisor ever!
Last night I went to Caribou to meet with my financial advisor. He wanted to go over my investments and I wanted help setting up my 401(k). I determined last night that I have the worst financial advisor ever. Yeah, so this is what transpired…
- He was twenty minutes late.
- He tried to pass off 2% as skim.
- He ate food that fell on the floor.
- He forgot to bring my file, so we couldn’t even discuss finances.
- He screwed up my 401(k) form because doesn’t read directions.
- He played with a toy car all night.
- He criticized my clothing choices and said that none of my colors matched.
- Finally, he invited me back to his bedroom because he wanted to “show me something.”
I think I need a new advisor…