I hate baking but I do it like once a year. | Baking Christmas Cookies for a Cookie Exchange at work.

I hate baking but I do it like once a year.

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I hate baking.

I think it’s one of those things that I like in theory. I mean, in theory, I like the idea of baking. I like the idea that with some eggs and flour and sugar I can make magic. I like the idea of fresh baked apple pies with a glistening lattice crust. I like the idea of rich, chocolatey layer cakes topped with gooey buttercream and thick ganache. I like the idea of warm muffins bursting with fresh blueberries straight from my oven.

But, out of theory, baking is just messy.

I hate baking but I do it like once a year. | Baking Christmas Cookies for a Cookie Exchange at work.

Baking is just super messy.




In order to bake, you have to clean. Twice. You have to clean before you bake to make sure your surfaces aren’t contaminated with last night’s chicken or that morning’s hazelnut creamer. You have to bust out your mixer and scrub it of all its dust. And you have to make sure your cats’ hair and litter and food and saliva stay far from your baking area. Along with, you know, your crazy nosey cats.

But then, after baking, you have to clean again. Because flour and sugar and egg goop disseminate. You can’t stop them from getting all over the place. And there is no turning back if you accidentally turn up the speed on your KitchenAid mixer a little too quickly.

I mean, sure, you probably should clean twice when you cook regular meals too, but it’s not the same as cleaning with baking because a pork chop or a bell pepper isn’t split into a million teeny tiny particles that get into every crevice of your kitchen and most of that mess when cooking if confined to a cutting board that you can scrape straight into the trash can and put directly into the sink.

I hate baking but I do it like once a year. | Baking Christmas Cookies for a Cookie Exchange at work.

Rooney tried to help me bake by sitting on my recipe.



And, speaking of cooking, when you’re cooking you can julienne as many or as few carrots as you want or eyeball some soy sauce or shake a salt shaker over your dish without measuring a damned thing and your meal will usually turn out fine. But with baking, you have to be precise and measure things and probably weigh things and I’m sorry but who has time in their life for that?

So, for most of the year, I confine my baking to boxes of Jiffy muffins and go to one of the many fine bakeries in Chicago (of which there are several just down the block from me in Lincoln Square) to fulfill my sugar cravings.

But, sometimes, like maybe once or twice a year, you just need to bake something from scratch. Sometimes I just get the itch to bake a specific recipe, like an olive oil cake or some chocolate brownies. But, usually, the only time I bust out my mixer is around Christmas.

I hate baking but I do it like once a year. | Baking Christmas Cookies for a Cookie Exchange at work.

My kind of baking: mix and plop.

I could tell, last week, when I settled in to bake Christmas cookies that it had been a long time since I last baked because when I tried to move my KitchenAid from the shelf, it wouldn’t budge. The little plastic feet had melted themselves into the wood but, after some prying, I was able to finally move the mixer, feet still firmly stuck to the surface of my kitchen shelf. The layer of dust was also alarming and I spent a good part of my prep time scrubbing every surface of the mixer and bowls and paddles and attachments three times over.

And then I continued to make a mess. I got flour and brown sugar all over. There were egg shells for days. I forgot to secure the bowl to the stand so, when I turned the mixer on, the bowl went flying and I nearly lost a finger.

But, at the end of the day, I had cookies. Marshmallow fluff swirl dark chocolate chip cookies (recipe below). And I had a contribution for our annual holiday cookie exchange at work.

And I had a messy kitchen. That I still haven’t completely finished cleaning up.

I hate baking but I do it like once a year. | Baking Christmas Cookies for a Cookie Exchange at work.

My marshmallow fluff swirl dark chocolate chip cookies at my work’s cookie exchange.

I hate baking but I do it like once a year. | Baking Christmas Cookies for a Cookie Exchange at work.

My marshmallow fluff swirl dark chocolate chip cookies at my work’s cookie exchange.

 


I hate baking but I do it like once a year. | Baking Christmas Cookies for a Cookie Exchange at work.

Marshmallow Fluff Swirl Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies

Fun holiday cookies reminiscent of a cozy bowl of hot cocoa.
Prep Time 30 mins
Cook Time 10 mins
Total Time 40 mins
Course Dessert
Servings 24 cookies

Ingredients
  

  • cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup unsalted butter 1 stick, softened to room temperature
  • 1 cup dark brown sugar tightly packed
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 1 egg
  • ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 12 ounces dark chocolate chips
  • ½ jar marshmallow fluff (3-4 ounces)
  • sea salt

Instructions
 

  • In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and salt. Set aside.
  • In the bowl of a stand mixer, fitted with paddle attachment, beat the butter and sugar together on medium speed until creamy and smooth (about 5 minutes). Add egg yolks and egg, one at a time, beating for about one minute after each. Scrape the sides of the bowl as needed. Add vanilla extract and beat until combined. Beat in the flour mixture on low speed until just blended. Remove bowl from mixer and use a large wooden spoon to stir in chocolate chips.
  • Add about half of a 7.5 ounce jar of marshmallow fluff to the cookie dough. Gently fold fluff into the dough but do not overmix (you want to see streaks). Cover bowl and refrigerate for at least five hours or overnight.
  • When dough is chilled, preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Line baking sheets with parchment paper. Measure out rounded tablespoon of dough and arrange on prepared sheet, allowing about 1½-inches between dough balls for spreading room. Sprinkle cookies with a little bit of sea salt.
  • Bake cookies for 10 to 12 minutes or until the edges are just beginning to turn golden brown.
  • Remove baking sheet from oven and allow cookies to rest for about 8-10 minutes or until firm enough to transfer to a cooling rack.
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Hi, I'm Val. I spent most of my 20s in a standstill, unable to pick which path in life I wanted to take. I wanted the nomadic life of a traveler but also wanted the husband, the condo, and the kitten. Unable to decide which life I wanted more, I did nothing. When I turned 30 I’d had enough of putting my life on hold and decided to start “choosing my figs.” So, I quit my job, bought a one-way ticket to Europe, and traveled for three years. Now I'm back in Chicago, decorating my apartment in all the teal, petting my cats, and planning my next adventure.

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