I am so good at cleaning cow butt.

1. Last night I met up with Nadia for dinner. We went to La Magdelana and I had the yummiest Enchiladas Poblanas with beef and mole sauce ever! Afterwards we went back to her house (I finally got to see her house!) and played Smooth Moves on her borrowed Wii. It is the most insanely stupid yet awesomest game ever. You have to hold the remote in different ways and this porno/Jack Handy voice comes up to explain how to hold it. And then it gives you three seconds to do each task. And even though some of the tasks are as simple as sweep a leaf off the floor, it’s hard because it takes about 4 seconds to figure out that that’s what you’re supposed to do. My favorite was the one where you had to hold the Wii in “mohawk position” and stab a piece of meat to eat. We called it the Pat Bertoletti.

2. Seriously, having scissors near a mirror is a bad idea for me. At least my bangs don’t look as bad as the last time I decided to cut them myself…