How to fall in love.

Val:: what horror films have taught me is that the way to find a man to fall in love with is to go to a party with a bunch of friends, and then have all of them die but me and that guy and then we fall in love over the process of trying to survive together
Val:: you’re never going to invite me to a party again, are you? 🙁
JoeJoe:: well … the deal seems to be that everyone would die but me
JoeJoe:: depending on who i invite, this could go ok
Val:: so then alina dies, the two of us are fine and we fall in love?
JoeJoe:: fat chance i’d invite her
Val:: 🙁

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Val:: i am applying to be a bunette
Sid:: better get good letters of recommendation
Val:: you can attest for me
Val:: basically a bunettes are the girls who hold up the signs saying how much was eaten at eating contests 🙂
Sid:: ooooh, bunette
Sid:: i read brunette
Sid:: and thought you were talking about dyeing your hair
Val:: haha, nono
Val:: i do not need to apply for that
Val:: and i am sticking with blonde
Sid:: fair enough
Val:: i can’t believe i am actually applying for this
Val:: i have to send in my photo
Sid:: better ho it up for the photo
Val:: haha, i tried
Val:: but then i cut out my chest from the photo
Sid:: why?
Sid:: that’s like taking a vow of silence before a job interview
Val:: hahaha
Val:: i figure a pic of my chest could only hrt me
Sid:: now they’ll know you’re up to something though

So…yeah…I applied to be a Bunnette 🙂