Me and Matt on his birthday

Happy Birthday MattyK!

Happy Birthday MattyK!

(for real this time)

Me and Matt on his birthday
(hehe, his head is so big!)

My Phone: Ring Ring
Matt: Hello.
Me: Happy Birthday if it is your birthday.
Matt: How sure are you that it’s my birthday?
Me: I dunno.
Matt: Then I’m not telling you if it is or not…
Me: 🙁 (I actually made that face, but he couldn’t see it over the phone)
…conversation continues in much the same way for half an hour…

But I was correct, and yesterday was his birthday.

So then at around 8:30 MK ims and totally interrupts my American Idol time to say that him and his more important friends are planning on going out and wanted to tell me in case I was interested. Then at 9 he tells me that people are coming over and I better get there quickly if I want to go with. So I hop in black pickle and book it at 70 miles an hour 🙂

We all (MK, Jen, Colin, JoeJoe, Hood, and me) then meet up at the Kerry Piper where much hilarity ensues. If I was not tired out of my mind right now I may be able to recollect more…Let’s see…

Colin thought I was giving MK a condom for a present

I used the other warmer alone in the car with Joe

Apparently my choking while brushing my teeth is erotic

my nose is apparently cute when it crinkles

JoeJoe can’t form sentences and drops ice on his crotch

I chug my beer for a minute and it doesn’t go down at all

Jen likes it hard

I’ll give you her number (about a thousand times)

MK weighs 800 pounds

I weigh 300

I have a salt shaker

MK hates me 🙁

After the bar we headed back to MKs for some Top Gear but mostly I just slept. Oh, and Matt brought me strawberry ice cream mmmmmm.I apparently laugh with my whole body (she doesn’t have much to jiggle). More hilarity ensued…

and More pics ensued too…

MK likes to drink on his birthday:
Matt drinking a beer on his birthday

Did you know that I’m going to marry this guy?:
Me and JoeJoe at a bar

Jen and Hood are having a torrid affair:
Jen and Hood at a bar

Matt and I fight to the death…since I am typing this, you know who won:
Matt and I fight to the death at a bar. I won. Obviously.

This person knows me because I sit:
Me and Colin at a bar

MattyK is an old man:
Matt at his birthday party

menage a trois:
Me, Matt and Jen

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Hi, I'm Val. I spent most of my 20s in a standstill, unable to pick which path in life I wanted to take. I wanted the nomadic life of a traveler but also wanted the husband, the condo, and the kitten. Unable to decide which life I wanted more, I did nothing. When I turned 30 I’d had enough of putting my life on hold and decided to start “choosing my figs.” So, I quit my job, bought a one-way ticket to Europe, and traveled for three years. Now I'm back in Chicago, decorating my apartment in all the teal, petting my cats, and planning my next adventure.

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