Fuck you Batman.

Seriously, every time I have to go somewhere, Batman happens to get in my way. I go to drive JoeJoe home, road we want to take is closed. Why? Batman. Want to go to a restaurant, have to walk a hella the way outa the way. Why? Batman.

FUCK YOU BATMAN!

(Batman is filming in Chicago. Here is Batman’s helicopter. I don’t know if they were filming the helicopter or the helcopter was filming shots. All I knows is it was coming down might close. The pics SUCK because I could not use a flash. But you can kind of make it out…i think.)

Went out to Italian Village with all my favorite married and soon to be married couples.

Adam says I have to introduce myself to dates as “My name is Val. I licked the public watermelon.”

I told him he has to introduce himself to people who are not dates as “My name is Adam. I wrecked the Berwyn Car Spike.” (p.s. I totally blame Adam for the near future demolition of one of the countries proudest monuments — The Spindle — in order to construct a Walgreens. I KNOW it was somehow his doing!!!)

I had the tastiest veal-stuffed ravioli with mushroom shallot cream sauce. I kind of inhaled it.

Bryan told Nadia she has cankles but later retracted the statement citing that he would never have married her if she had cankles.