Dream Slut

1. I have a love/hate relationship with New Years. I love it because for a moment, to me, it truly feels like everything is fresh and clean and I have a whole new year ahead of me that I haven’t fucked up yet. But I hate it because it is this one night with so much pressure and so much meaning jammed into it.

And I hate to say this because I absolutely love my friends. But there is kind of a long standing tradition between me and my best high school friends that we always spend New Years together. And I love that tradition…except that they are all married now and I am so totally not. And we end up doing things where it’s basically just us. So while they are all paired off I get to be the lone single one with no one to kiss at midnight. And so it kind of makes me sad.

2. Dear Josh, please send invitations for your wedding that is two weeks from today.

3. What are the qualifications for a dream to be a “sex dream”? I say there has to be at least nakedness. Jeff seems to think hand holding or something counts.

This was sparked by me pointing out that I am a dream slut for making out with four different guys in my dreams over the last week…

Jeff: wait wait so if you are making out but naked, it is a sex dream but if you are making out but clothed, it is not? i call bull shit =P

Me: i don’t know. but no sex took place. i am not that dream slutty. i’m not just going to take off all my clothes and do you without at least dinner, jeff…even in my dreams.

4. And now for something a little more wholesome…today was a holiday cookie exchange at work!