Damn virgins don’t know when to throw their toilet paper.

Rocky Horror Picture Show at Music Box Theatre and the Boys Town Halloween Parade.

Halloween.
Last weekend. Well, two weekends now.
Friday Rocky Horror. Midnight.
So many virgins. They threw their toilet paper at the wrong time.
Watching costumes out the window and making up what they were.
Bobby Flay met Emeril. A headless cow.
Saturday Boys Town Halloween parade.
I was a jackalope.
Heather was a superhero.
Ron was from Where the Wild Things are.
Don was pinhead.
I also got an oil change. Like a big girl.

(My jackalope Halloween costume was just a fur-lined sweatshirt turned inside out, a rabbit ear headband coupled with a deer horn headband and a nose painted pink with blush.)