1. I should be obese. I could not decide what to get for dinner so I ended up going both to White Castle (chicken rings and cheese sticks) and Wendy’s (double stack and fries). I have always wanted to do that but never have before. At least I stopped short of getting a blueberry doughnut at Dunkin Donuts.
2. You learn about the five paragraph essay in high school, then go to college and find out that is all crap. Apparently you learn “show don’t tell” in college and when you get to grad school, you find out that that’s crap too.
3. I can’t eat all this food.