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Choose my reality (TV).


American Idol posted their audition schedule. Chicago is no where to be found 🙁 That means I have to pick a different reality show to apply for. Or, better yet…


That’s right. Television is teeming with mindless crap, why shouldn’t I be a part of it??? You get to vote on a reality show for me to apply for. Whichever show gets the most votes will receive an application from moi! Do you want me to see me shower? Do you want me to change my life? Do you want me to find the love of my life? YOU DECIDE!!!!

Here are your choices, leave a comment with your vote!

MTV – Shower Power Music Hour (a total rip off of “Pants Off Dance Off” but who cares?)

MTV – New member of Menudo (OK, so I’m sure I’m no Ricky Martin…or Latino…or a young boy…but I could do it!)

ABC – The Bachelor (I could find true love!)

NBC – Dr. Steve-O (Steve-O can come and change my life!)

TLC – LA Ink (I could get a tattoo on tv!)


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Hi, I'm Val. I spent most of my 20s in a standstill, unable to pick which path in life I wanted to take. I wanted the nomadic life of a traveler but also wanted the husband, the condo, and the kitten. Unable to decide which life I wanted more, I did nothing. When I turned 30 I’d had enough of putting my life on hold and decided to start “choosing my figs.” So, I quit my job, bought a one-way ticket to Europe, and traveled for three years. Now I'm back in Chicago, decorating my apartment in all the teal, petting my cats, and planning my next adventure.

  • dragonbane
    June 27, 2007at8:14 am

    Go for the Bachelor!
    …I’d totally vote for the shower power if it weren’t for the stupidity of having a “singing in the shower” show that doesn’t allow nudity. 😛

  • Chris
    June 27, 2007at9:31 am

    I agree with Dragonbane. What is the purpose of watching people sing in a shower that doesn’t involve nudity or suggestive content? I don’t think you’re crazy enough for the Bachelor, and the tattoo one you’d have to suffer the indignity of PAYING for the tattoo. Seriously wtf. I guess Dr. Stevo’s alright, but I think you should sign up for Tontine, a travel all over the world reality show hosted by Boston Rob!

  • Sid
    June 27, 2007at1:00 pm

    nice try, i still won’t watch any reality tv!

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