1. Laura Bush doesn't blink. This bothers me greatly.
2. AI spoiler: Carly is gone! The dreadlocked dude sang Memory and didn't realize it was originally sung by a cat and the crying girl screwed up her song, and was the only person in the history...
The Downers Grove police called me yesterday. Apparently someone with my license plate number shot at a postman.
Luckily (and not surprisingly) it was not me. It was a gray SUV (I have a black Sedan)...
1. Sometimes a certain special someone calls you nearly two years after the last time and the first time you heard their voice. Just because they want to make sure you don't sound like you're on Jerry Springer. And sometimes that kind of makes your...
1. Yesterday my boss sent me home early because I think he thought I was dying. My cough was pretty terrible. I was supposed to go to see Falstaff with Emily but I cancelled because not only did I feel lousy but felt that whoever...
So at the wedding, Jeff pointed out that he thought Glen looked like the dude from Ace of Cakes. Personally, that's all I think of when I watch that show, so it was kinda awesome to find someone who thought the same without any prompting....
1. Please do not say that you're not really that picky about what you are looking for in a person you'd date when you do not want to date the person you are talking to.
2. Why does everything go wrong at 4:59? At approximately 4:59...
Sometimes a complimentary poncho doesn't actually protect you from the spewing banana puke that then gets all over your jacket and hair and sweater and chair...