April 30, 2008
in TV
Moments like this make reality TV.
None of you will ever understand how brilliant of a moment this was. Damn you all for not embracing the horribleness of reality TV...
April 24, 2008
in competitive eating, TV
Everything i touch turns to pink.
1. Laura Bush doesn't blink. This bothers me greatly. 2. AI spoiler: Carly is gone! The dreadlocked dude sang Memory and didn't realize it was originally sung by a cat and the crying girl screwed up her song, and was the only person in the history...
March 16, 2008
in TV
Running from the law.
The Downers Grove police called me yesterday. Apparently someone with my license plate number shot at a postman. Luckily (and not surprisingly) it was not me. It was a gray SUV (I have a black Sedan)...
March 6, 2008
in TV
I’m not like-in-it.
1. flower. 2. Danny is gone. I miss him already :-( American Idol is gonna suck now. ...
Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!
1. Sometimes a certain special someone calls you nearly two years after the last time and the first time you heard their voice. Just because they want to make sure you don't sound like you're on Jerry Springer. And sometimes that kind of makes your...
February 13, 2008
in TV
The following blog takes place between 9:15am and 3:15pm.
1. Yesterday my boss sent me home early because I think he thought I was dying. My cough was pretty terrible. I was supposed to go to see Falstaff with Emily but I cancelled because not only did I feel lousy but felt that whoever...
February 8, 2008
in TV
Glen or Geoff?
So at the wedding, Jeff pointed out that he thought Glen looked like the dude from Ace of Cakes. Personally, that's all I think of when I watch that show, so it was kinda awesome to find someone who thought the same without any prompting....
December 6, 2007
You have a car.
1. Please do not say that you're not really that picky about what you are looking for in a person you'd date when you do not want to date the person you are talking to. 2. Why does everything go wrong at 4:59? At approximately 4:59...
I thought it was a support group for sad men…
Sometimes a complimentary poncho doesn't actually protect you from the spewing banana puke that then gets all over your jacket and hair and sweater and chair...