Over last weekend my hosts went out of town.
Now, let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've had a place, or a weekend entirely to myself…
So I had a thrilling weekend of doing nothing.
I did such exciting things as watching TV (including many episodes of the Simpsons, even the ones that for some reason wouldn't translate back into English) and doing my laundry and cooking bacon and eggs and mashed potatoes (things I very much miss).
And I stayed up late doing nothing because some local concerts were blasting 80s cover bands until 3 in the morning.
And I...