"Who has a job lined up?" I don't remember, now, who it was who posed that question. A professor? A dean? A parent? A volunteer? It could have been anyone, really. I don't remember who specifically it was that asked, but I do remember that...
Fact 1: DePaul finally figured out that I graduated and mailed me my diploma. Fact 2: Go to Dave and Busters was on my list of stuff I need to do this year. Fact 3: Val likes to throw parties in honor of herself because she's conceited...
I got an email from DePaul yesterday. They have received my request for degree conferral and are happy to announce that I have met the qualifications to graduate. Never mind that I applied for degree conferral in October of last year and never mind that...
1. I am now only responding to the name Master Val. I worked hard (OK...
1. I am officially a master. OK, not officially because I still have to turn in two papers over the weekend and I still won't get my diploma until March because I am a slacker who missed the deadline. But I never have to go...
1. He changed from single to in a relationship on MySpace. :-( 2. If I had to go see a naked magic show, the least JoeJoe can do is go see an educational Australian nature program. 3. After spending the night with the travel channel as they...
Sometimes a complimentary poncho doesn't actually protect you from the spewing banana puke that then gets all over your jacket and hair and sweater and chair...
THE GOOD NEWS: I am going to Chattanooga for the Krystal Square Off!!! THE BAD NEWS: Getting back from Chattanooga involves driving 10 hours all through the night and going straight to work in the morning. THE GOOD NEWS: Getting to Chattanooga involves stopping at some fun road side pit...
Last night was my first class of Humor 101 (OK, so maybe a little more advanced than that, as it is a 400 level course). Basically I am going to learn to be funny, but not necessarily haha funny. I already learned that it is...
