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cryptic 1. My backwards thinking is backwards. 2. I shouldn't agree with things that I don't agree with. For the record, I said "I know" but I don't know and don't believe it. 3. I came to an epiphany. Or maybe it was just a realization. Does a change in attitude have to occur in order for something to be considered an epiphany? Because when I thought of it I was just kind of "wow, that maybe sucks."   not so cryptic: 1. Daylight savings and I just aren't getting along. I feel like a brick in the morning. 2. Mammoth Men! Mammoth Men! Mammoth Men! 3. Mistake #1...

one. I think I am flagged at the airport. I cannot get through security without getting searched. On my way back from DC I made sure to separate out anything that could even remotely look like a liquid. And what happens? "You shoes have been selected for further inspection."   two. Ghetto bluetooth award of the month goes to the guy yelling into the phone he tucked into his earmuff.   three. Val: When I get married I should just have Portillos cater it. Dad: (points to pasta brochure) They do have catering...

one. I woke up on Sunday morning to this horoscope: CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You're still not sure whether or not you'd like to be a part of the goings-on around your social set. This is partly because you need rest. Socializing may be more draining than energizing. Relax in your own way. It made me feel way better about ditching plans to hang at Tabitha's because I just needed a night to catch up on sleep. two. Sunday night MK sends me a message asking why he is hungry. I tell him it is obviously because he is a hippo. He checks into...

Another reason I need a iPhone. Yes, yes I AM a font nerd. My coworker told me about a place in Seattle that has "a pig that has about 45 legs/eyes/heads/snouts." I knew Seattle was my dream city for a reason. Finally, the world has figured out just what is missing from Pride and Prejudice. Zombies. Planned travel for the year: D.C. for a day (end of February) Seattle (haven't picked time yet) Hot dog eating contest in NYC? (Fourth of July road trip anyone? It's on a Saturday...

1. I have worked 12-14 hour days every single day for the last week. And I don't think I have gone to bed before 1am in a long time. I'm fucking tired so I came home at 5 today and plan to pretty much pass out after Idol. I still have a huge list to do but need a break. Plus looks like launch has been pushed back to Monday, and since I was scrambling to finish everything today, I can probably finish everything else no problem at work tomorrow. 2. Monday I took a semi-break by bringing my laptop to...

My week: Tuesday: Went to JoeW and Meredith's to watch 24 and Idol. They made yummy green chili. Wednesday: Came home and sat in front of my computer and worked from 7pm to 1am. Thursday: Came home and tried to work from about 7pm to 11pm. Friday: Am avoiding work now and will probably go to bed early so I can get up to go to work tomorrow. *** I want to hire a ridiculously expensive (but totally amazing) photographer when I elope in Vegas. *** When you crave a snickers ice cream bar a regular snickers does not curb it. *** I shouldn't feel guilty over things I didn't...

1. My potential date for Rob's wedding isn't going. Now accepting bets or bribes for who I should hook up with at the wedding! 2. Take a good long look at this baby, because soon you will never see it again. 3. I was thinking the other day that I think I actually did fall asleep during the Hush Sound concert. I don't really remember any of their playing. 4. During the inauguration, did Aretha Franklin sing actual words or did she go all American Idol on us? 5. Some conversations: me: they really have to stop asking me to do impossible things eric: ...