1. Dear Ben Chrisman, stop making me cry. (No, actually, don't.) 2. Thursday night, after watching "I'm addicted to Porn" Alyssa and I were flipping channels when we saw a show called "Paula Abdul Forever Your Girl." Turns out she was just hawking jewelry on the Home Shopping...

one. Is it good or bad that the sushi lady knows my name? two. I wonder if the neighbors can hear me when I play my guitar. three. Did I mention that I can hear everything that they do? So much so to the point that when I am trying...