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1. I liked Windows Live Mail because it let me apply a pink color scheme to the interface. I like Windows Live Mail even more because they changed the pink color scheme to be even pinker!!! Before it was more reddish, now it's true pink! 2. I like berries and cream Starbursts because they remind me of Bonkers, one of the best candies ever. 3. I've turned into a single sneezer. I miss being a double sneezer :( 4. How my money is doing after two months: Citibank Savings Account: up $55 Mutual Funds: Down $650 5. Number four made me cry for a while. ...

This joke is courtesy of dirtntreesChris, in response to my pinkness. It's a pink joke! I think it has any of MK's away messages beat :) *** Dave is driving down a rural highway late at night. He's been driving for a long, LONG time, and he's starting to get REALLY tired, but he is SO far out in the country that there are no hotels or inns ANYWHERE. So finally he decides that he is tired enough to just pull over at the next house and ask to spend the night. He pulls up at a pink house with pink trim,...

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl who liked the color pink. She liked pink so much that she surrounded herself with the color. She had a pink computer and a pink ipod and pink candy and pink flowers and pink clothing and a pink website. She liked pink so much that one morning she woke up and found that she herself had turned the color pink. V Turns out that being pink isn't as glorious as it sounds. And the poor girl was left to a life of pain, aloe vera, and funny looks from people on the...

Will all my techno-savvy friends please divert your eyes!!! I decided that, while I actually had the money, it was time to replace my laptop. Mine was really slow. It only liked to stay on for about 2 hours at a time before shutting itself off. Sometimes after shutting down it would tell me I had no hard drive for a couple of hours. Without being plugged in it would last about 30 seconds before shutting itself off. While on it would heat up to the point where it would be pretty scalding to touch and start to smell. It was...