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I've always had a tumultuous relationship with my body. It was my body that stood in the way of me being a dancer because no matter how hard or often I stretched it, it refused to get more flexible. It was my body that rejected sex and refused to let me lose my virginity (that is a story for another day). And now, it is my body that is making me feel ashamed, ugly, uninspired. I know, I know, I'm supposed to be "body positive." I'm supposed to reject what the media says bodies should look like. To embrace my figure....

1. I wish Starbucks would deliver salted caramel hot chocolates to me. I also wish they were free. 2. Speaking of free Starbucks, the card reader at one of the ones downtown I guess wasn't working for a couple of days. So I used a $5 gift card 3 times...

Dear google, WTF? If you Google image search my name, it shows my photo and the word "threesome?" I do not know how I feel about Google offering that up.   Dear Microsoft Word, WTF? If you type "Joe came" into Microsoft Word, it will suggest you meant to say "Joe Camel." ...

1. July 5th I woke up in New York. We packed our bags and checked out of the hotel and stopped at a McDonald's for a bite. I wasn't totally hungry so I just got some fries and since I am not drinking soda I tried one of their new smoothies which wasn't too bad. We left for the airport and I got there way too early so I read four days worth of twitter from my phone to catch up. I considered getting on an earlier flight but didn't want to spend $50 so I waited it out....