I wish a naked golden man would come up from my fire pit Monday night Emily and I went to see Die Frau ohne Schatten. It's a four-hour long German fairy tale opera about an empress who ventures to the human world to procure a shadow...

Last night I attended my first ever gala/ball. By attended I mean "worked" but let's not get into semantics. I put on my ballgown and pearls and headed over to the opera house to work the red carpet. I basically followed around a photographer and...

1. Only a couple hours after his death, I received this: A MySpace request from "Luciano Pavarotti." It's good to know the dead have their priorities straight. 2. I'm back to wanting to call you every night. I restrain. 3. I forgot the term "Sauté." It still doesn't sound...