Joe: We may go see Rush Hour 3. Me: Will I be lost if I haven't seen Rush Hour 1 or 2? *** Joe: We're now going to see 3:10 to Yuma. Me: Will I be lost if I haven't seen 1:10 or 2:10 to Yuma? *** So, you know those...

Bad Idea of the Day: Reusing a cotton ball that I thought just had eye makeup remover on it and finding out that it really had been soaked in rubbing alcohol. Did I mention I found that out the very hard way? *** Friday was my last Friday...

1. Best candy ever? Homer Simpson: Dear lord, as I think of you dressed in white with your splendid beard, I am reminded of Colonel Sanders, who is now seated at your right hand, shoveling popcorn chicken into thy mouth. Lord, could you come up...

"What's in the basket? Easter Eggs?" "What's in the basket?" "Clothes." "What's in the basket? Easter Eggs?" "What's in the basket?" "Clothes." "What's in the basket? Easter Eggs?" "What's in the basket?" "Clothes." This is stuck in my head. Seriously, that snippet of conversation is completely stuck in my head and just repeats and...

Jenny: Adam tried to kill me. Adam: That's right, I stabbed her. Last night Nadia and I finally made it over to Jen and Adam's new house. It's a pretty sweet townhome overlooking a golf course (or so we're told, as it was night and we couldn't...

Seriously, every time I have to go somewhere, Batman happens to get in my way. I go to drive JoeJoe home, road we want to take is closed. Why? Batman. Want to go to a restaurant, have to walk a hella the way outa the...

Things to do when you are bored: 1. Look up obscure 1969 made for TV movies by Jim Henson (yes, the real Jim Henson) that are similar to the movie Cube (if you've never seen Cube, watch it) and that you've wanted to see for years. 2....