1.5: Approximate number of hours I spent this weekend driving around the city trying and failing to find parking. 4: Number of crappy apartments I saw. I had a good feeling because the guy showing me around had a pink tie AND pants with pink pinstripes...

1. So basically this is what happens. Everyone is all "Ooooo, 24, best show ever, I'm so excited." Then as soon as I start watching it with everyone they're all "24 sucks, It's so bad, I don't care anymore." As Hood puts it, at least I...

On Thursday I was driving to Oak Brook mall to celebrate my favorite holiday - The Victoria's Secret Semi-Annual Sale - when Jen called me to see if I wanted to head to Hollywood Boulevard to see "I Am Legend" for free in fifty minutes....