1. Word to the wise: neverevereverever say "I haven't screwed up at work in a long time." 2. "1,100 Reported Dead as Cyclone Hits Bangladesh." I read that headline and imagined a giant Cyclopes terrorizing the town. Then I realized that it said "Cyclone" and that...

Last night I attended my first ever gala/ball. By attended I mean "worked" but let's not get into semantics. I put on my ballgown and pearls and headed over to the opera house to work the red carpet. I basically followed around a photographer and...

THE GOOD NEWS: I am going to Chattanooga for the Krystal Square Off!!! THE BAD NEWS: Getting back from Chattanooga involves driving 10 hours all through the night and going straight to work in the morning. THE GOOD NEWS: Getting to Chattanooga involves stopping at some fun road side pit...

Bad Idea of the Day: Reusing a cotton ball that I thought just had eye makeup remover on it and finding out that it really had been soaked in rubbing alcohol. Did I mention I found that out the very hard way? *** Friday was my last Friday...