November 16, 2012
A pope walks into a bar…
Photos from the Halsted Boys Town Halloween Parade in Chicago, Illinois....
November 3, 2012
in Halloween
Sometimes at 10pm I get a sudden urge to stab something with a giant knife.
And sometimes I wake up in the morning to find that my pumpkin has made a friend...
October 29, 2012
Bear Den Zoo Pumpkin Farm: Of pyramids, pumpkins, and Parmesan.
"We have to take Valry on adventures or else she's going to leave again." Heather Since I came home from traveling around the world, Heather has decided that we need to take adventures,to keep me excited, so I won't leave again to travel. Of course, I already...
October 29, 2010
Snack bars need pickles, shrimp rolls, & cigarettes.
It's that time of year again: pumpkins get carved, costumes get flaunted, ghost stories get told, candy gets handed out, and I lock myself in a movie theater for twenty-four hours subjecting myself to the horrors of the horror film. For the third year in a...
Damn virgins don’t know when to throw their toilet paper.
Halloween. Last weekend. Well, two weekends now. Friday Rocky Horror. Midnight. So many virgins. They threw their toilet paper at the wrong time. Watching costumes out the window and making up what they were. Bobby Flay met Emeril. A headless cow. Saturday Boys Town Halloween parade. I was a jackalope. Heather was a...
Stay sane inside insanity. (Rocky Horror Picture Show at Music Box Theatre)
So I guess I'm technically not a virgin because I did it once in theatre camp. But I don't know if that time really counted. But Saturday night Chelsa and I totally did it together. I, of course, am talking about watching Rocky Horror Picture Show...
November 5, 2008
in Halloween
Happy Halloween! (At the Boystown Halloween Parade)
Happy Halloween! Chelsa: Are you spending the night with Ron? Me: Ummm...
What happens when you buy a Halloween costume the night before…
Nothing really seemed to be going on for Halloween so I wasn't really planning on anything. but then Joe from work told me that I should come along to the Boystown Halloween parade so I might do that tomorrow. I decided that if I go...
Better late than never.
1. I carved my pumpkin tonight! Yeahyeah, I know...
October 22, 2007
Park It: Bengtson’s Pumpkin Farm, Bromann Park, and more…
A weekend at Bengtson's Pumpkin Farm, Statesville Haunted Prison, Bromann Playlot Park (named after me, obviously), and a BBQ...