What's the funniest thing ever? When one of the most brilliant minds of modern American humor goes for the cheap joke. "If pocketbook means vagina, what happens when your pocketbook gets snatched?" *** Anyways...
one. Goodbye stacks of printed directions in the back seat of my car! Hello, Garmin!!!! A cookie goes to anyone who can guess what the very first thing I did was when setting it up ;-) two. Since I didn't go to work today, I went to see MattyK...
Pop Quiz: Alina's plane to Las Vegas leaves at 7:30am. Val's plane leaves at 8:40am. Who arrives at the airport first? If you guessed Alina, you are sadly mistaken and do not know me at all...
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I'm in a turkeycoma after all this food...
Yes, we drove ten hours to Chattanooga and ten hours back to Chicago to watch people eat hamburgers for eight minutes. Yes, we are weird and wacky and insane. Yes, it was totally worth it to see the Krystal Square Off IV hamburger eating contest...
I woke up at 5am on Saturday morning surprisingly awake. I think it was kind of like when you're a kid how you can wake up on Christmas morning before anyone else and be completely ready to go. Except instead of waiting for Santa Claus...
1. Trading Spaces was on tonight and that was the first new episode in forever. They, of course, retooled the format...
1. It should seriously be illegal for a package that contains ONE cookie to have under nutritional information "Serving size: half a cookie (servings per container: 2)" 2. At one point today it took me thirty seconds to remember which was right and which was left....
Friday: Driving to Cleveland, Ohio Nadia picked me up and then we headed off to Cleveland, Ohio! OK...
Jenny: Adam tried to kill me. Adam: That's right, I stabbed her. Last night Nadia and I finally made it over to Jen and Adam's new house. It's a pretty sweet townhome overlooking a golf course (or so we're told, as it was night and we couldn't...