So I don't watch the Office. I mean, I love it every time I see it but I don't watch it regularly and have maybe seen about ten episodes. But I watched the wedding. And cried. And cried. And once he cut off his tie...
I found out last night that Robot Chicken is not about a chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force is not about aquatic teenagers.
Saturday morning around 8am the gay couple upstairs were having a very loud fight. Again. I heard I giant thump of something hitting...
Today stared longingly at every guy I saw and contemplated whether one of them could be the love of my life. I stared at the guy at Starbucks and told him how excited I was that I was ordering a pumpkin spice latte. I...
Happy Sweet Goodness Day!
To kick off the pre-sweet goodness celebrating I met with Brian and others at Clarke's for a dinner at midnight on Friday.
I ate Swedish pancakes.
I mangled my pancakes.
I am starting to think I should start my own cooking blog of what not to do in the kitchen. Don't get me wrong. I love to cook. But sometimes I think cooking doesn't love me. And really I have none of the qualities that...
Sunday night we were planning on going to Ravinia to watch David Hyde Pierce sing Cole Porter. Halfway through the day JoeJoe asked me if I had checked the weather and so I looked it up and saw that it was supposed to rain. We...
1. Heather thinks it's weird that I have never shaved my legs above the knee.
2. Heather's response to our night out watching I'm a Major League Eater: "You guys (me, Pat, Tim) would start laughing at some point and I didn't get it. I figured...
Tuesday, May 26
My coworker gave me some asparagus she picked. Welcome first food to the fridge:
I made pasta:
Then I passed out. I was tired.
Wednesday, May 27
Heather and I went to Volo for dinner. Do you even have to ask how excited I am to have...