1. My dog is a pimp He's got his beer and his bitch. And kisses all the ladies. Especially me.   2. HOLY SHIT! JOEY CHESTNUT BEAT KOBAYAHSI'S RECORD!!!! I can't wait for the Fourth of July battle to see what happens!!!   3. After the power outage...

1. It was probably a bad idea to go to MattyK's when he invited me over for a bbq at 10pm the night before my second day of work. Ah well. I took the HIGHWAY (there and back, be proud!) so it didn't take tootoo...