"There are four women outside. No, wait. Four women divided by vodka equals two women." 1. So apparently the neighbor who hit my car robbed a White Hen in Western Springs the other day. The police came by and confiscated some stuff from his house, but...

Amy Sedaris on gift giving: "The best presents come from the heart and say something simple: 'I like you.'" "Some people put very little energy into buying a gift and then use the excuse, 'Well it's the thought that counts'...

1. I think my spirit is broken. How did this happen? I had to force myself to do it this time. I didn't really feel like doing it though. So, here it is, my twelfth hair color of the year: It's kind of a reddish dark brown. And it is...