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Bored as a stiff.

1. Thursday we had out end of season party at work. It was really fun and the food looked great but I didn’t get to eat much because it’s pretty hard to eat with a plate of food in one hand, a drink in the other, only a fork with no knife, and no where to sit. 🙂 One of the actors was kind of following me around trying to get me to go drink some wine with him. It was kind of creepy so luckily I found some people to talk to.

2. My life is pretty damned boring right now. I need friends.

3. I found out one of the girls on the Apprentice (the girl who is having the little love affair for those who watch it) is the daughter of someone I used to work with.

4. I am so bored.

5. survey stolen from everyone

The Everything Test

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You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), adventurous (90%), romantic (71%), greedy (64%).

Prep 92%
Young Professional 82%
Punk Rock 80%
Life Experience
Sex 23%
Substances 11%
Travel 25%

Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 41% of the time.
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 16% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 48%, hotter than 68% of other test takers.



…it’s good to know that I’m more adventurious than adventurous.

6. boredboredbored

7. I told Scott I was bored. He told me to do something like jump out a window. I said I could tap dance naked and he told me I should. So I did. Let me tell you, tap dancing on carpet isn’t that exciting. 🙁

8. I’m the most boring person alive.

9. A video about upcoming televised eating contests featuring Eater X and Crazy Legs!!! (Video since removed)

10. Did I mention that I’m bored???

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Hi, I'm Val. I spent most of my 20s in a standstill, unable to pick which path in life I wanted to take. I wanted the nomadic life of a traveler but also wanted the husband, the condo, and the kitten. Unable to decide which life I wanted more, I did nothing. When I turned 30 I’d had enough of putting my life on hold and decided to start “choosing my figs.” So, I quit my job, bought a one-way ticket to Europe, and traveled for three years. Now I'm back in Chicago, decorating my apartment in all the teal, petting my cats, and planning my next adventure.

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