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So, who won the best bowl game of the year??? Who knows, they're puppies, they don't know how to actually play football. Of course, it would have been nice to give some sort of score, or perhaps put them on teams. With little uniforms. Oh yeah, there was real football too, which interrupted my commercials. Here's my take on this year's best and worst Super Bowl Commercials.   The Best I'd say the best is a toss up between two for best. Bud Light's "Magic Fridge," where a man puts his fridge full of beer on a rotating wall so that his guests don't drink...

Me: I have my whole wedding planned out, all I need is the guy. Mom: You already have the guy. Me: Blank Stare Mom: He's taking you to Europe. Me: No, that's my friend Joe. He's not taking me and he has a girlfriend. (yeah, my mom thinks if there is a guy involved in anything, I am obviously dating him) As the HAWT guy on Project Runway is talking about how he came out of the closet...

Thanks to one of Sid's friends, I was reminded that this weekend is the most important, thrilling, exciting, bowl games of the year. That's right, it's time for the PUPPY BOWL!!!! It's a dog eat dog world as 14 of the meanest (or...

So on the radio this morning Eric & Kathy were talking about how Kirsten Dunst was apparently mistaken for a hooker and approached outside of a hotel by an old man who wanted to lick whipped cream off of her. They then asked people to call in if they had ever been mistaken for a hooker or a stripper. They then threw in "Eh, we'll take it if you've ever been mistaken for Kirsten Dunst." I so was going to call in, because, while I've never been mistaken for a stripper, I have been mistaken for Kirsten Dunst. I...

So, I bought myself a box of Hostess chocolate cupcakes. I hate Hostess chocolate cupcakes. I think they are dry and taste icky. However, the chocolate sheet top is by far one of the best tasting things in the world. I mean, come on, how can you beat the little white swirl down the middle. Yummidyyumyum. So, I buy the cupcakes, peel off the top, eat that, and throw the rest away. Somewhere an Etheopian child is dying a little. Sid says i have to find someone who likes the bottoms and marry him. I agree. Any takers? ...

I got my passport photo today, I look mean. But you're not supposed to smile. In filling out the application, one of the questions is "hair color". I am very perplexed and have no idea what to write. Do I write my natural color? The color it currently is? The color I anticipate it being? Thoughts?? ...

So I've always wanted jet black hair. So, being Val's best year ever, I figured now was the best time to try it out. I just bought one of those dyes that's only supposed to last 10 days, and it didn't turn out as dark as I'd hoped. Perhaps later I will try a permanent one. Anyways, this is moi with black hair: What do you think?...