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So, today someone forwarded me a press release that they would like me to write a cover letter for and send out to a subdivision. The press release was from the Village of Lombard and was written by their communications & marketing coordinator. This was a job that I had applied for and really had wanted. I got a call for an interview for it and the guy seemed like he was really excited about me, however, I had just accepted and started my RE/MAX job. I actually kind of wanted that job more, but didn't want to risk losing...

You're my funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine, You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable, un-photographable, Yet, you're my favorite work of art. Is your figure less than greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart? But, don't change a hair for me. Not if you care for me. Stay little valentine, stay! Each day is valentine's day...

Dying My Hair Black I was watching Snow White the other day (the Faerie Tale Theatre version — do you remember those?) and decided I really wanted to look like Snow White. I mean, who doesn't want to look like Snow White? Lips red as blood. Skin as white as snow. Hair as black as ebony. Etcetera. Etcetera. So, I tried dying my hair black. Again. This time with permanent hair dye. This time it worked a lot better. It's like black black. I went into work today with my newly-dyed black hair and my boss saw it and said, "I love your...

I suppose it's time for a recap of my wonderful, thrilling life! I know you were waiting on the edge of your seat in anticipation. And I'd hate to disappoint. So here is a random list of everythingedness: 1. After watching the trailer for Brokeback to the Future (see earlier post), I decided that I really wanted to see Back to the Future (I also want to see Brokeback Mountain still too). I had actually never seen B2TF before. I'd seen bits and pieces here and there, but never the full together movie. So, I told...

So, who won the best bowl game of the year??? Who knows, they're puppies, they don't know how to actually play football. Of course, it would have been nice to give some sort of score, or perhaps put them on teams. With little uniforms. Oh yeah, there was real football too, which interrupted my commercials. Here's my take on this year's best and worst Super Bowl Commercials.   The Best I'd say the best is a toss up between two for best. Bud Light's "Magic Fridge," where a man puts his fridge full of beer on a rotating wall so that his guests don't drink...

Me: I have my whole wedding planned out, all I need is the guy. Mom: You already have the guy. Me: Blank Stare Mom: He's taking you to Europe. Me: No, that's my friend Joe. He's not taking me and he has a girlfriend. (yeah, my mom thinks if there is a guy involved in anything, I am obviously dating him) As the HAWT guy on Project Runway is talking about how he came out of the closet...