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So, I bought myself a box of Hostess chocolate cupcakes. I hate Hostess chocolate cupcakes. I think they are dry and taste icky. However, the chocolate sheet top is by far one of the best tasting things in the world. I mean, come on, how can you beat the little white swirl down the middle. Yummidyyumyum. So, I buy the cupcakes, peel off the top, eat that, and throw the rest away. Somewhere an Etheopian child is dying a little. Sid says i have to find someone who likes the bottoms and marry him. I agree. Any takers? ...

I got my passport photo today, I look mean. But you're not supposed to smile. In filling out the application, one of the questions is "hair color". I am very perplexed and have no idea what to write. Do I write my natural color? The color it currently is? The color I anticipate it being? Thoughts?? ...

So I've always wanted jet black hair. So, being Val's best year ever, I figured now was the best time to try it out. I just bought one of those dyes that's only supposed to last 10 days, and it didn't turn out as dark as I'd hoped. Perhaps later I will try a permanent one. Anyways, this is moi with black hair: What do you think?...

In continuing with my strive to towards having the best year ever, I just had quite possibly my best birthday ever (even surpassing the infamous 21st birthday party where I got everyone so wasted they were throwing up all over the place). For my 25th birthday, we went to Parallel 42, a wine bar in Riverside that I heard of through a girl in my magazine writing class who wrote an article on local wine bars. I seriously had the three of the best wines I've ever had in my life: prosecco, an ice wine ($15 a glass, but worth...

So, 10 minutes left of my 25th birthday! Too bad I am sick :( I left early from work Monday and stayed home Tuesday because of a sore throat, fever, and general ickyness. I feel better than I did, but my nose is all stuffed and I'm coughing like crazy. I went to lunch with Matt and Matt at Panera for soup to celebrate and after dinner I went out with MattyK to a restaurant where he had a hamburger and I had a piece of chocolate cake. yumyum. He insisted that the waitress would think i was...

Sunday, January 8 Went over to MattyK's so we could look at web stuff for his transmission business. This involved me finding out what a transmission is. Well, I still don't know what it is, but I know its ugly. How can I design a site around an ugly metal thingy?? We looked up some other sites of other transmission people. Yeah, all their sites are ugly, I can do so much better. Monday, January 9 Went to Best Buy with Joejoe because my resolution was to have a life. Yeah, he thought this was pathetic too. Then we all went...

I saw this today and I really really want it! Cyclopes: a kitten born with one eye! Isn't she a cutie? :( too bad it only lasts a day. I bet someone would spend a lot of money though to just own one for a day. Like Paris Hilton, yeah, she'd buy one. Since I cant have one (and Joe and Sid refused to engineer me one), I just decided to make my own. Ladies and gentlemen, I present...