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I got this fortune in a fortune cookie in the union of U of I last time i was down there. I didn't think I still had it until it fell out of my coat pocket and MattH picked it up at BW3s. Night People: Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter. I concur. My tummy is full, too much teriaki chicken wings. I bought the dvd of Rent. Yay. I started and finished reading Chuck Palahniuk's Survivor the other day in less than 24 hours. Very good book. It starts on page 289 and...

I keep an Excel file open at work. In it I list all the projects I am working on. I then highlight the cells to color code them. White are daily projects that have to be done right away. Yellow are projects I have finished a draft of and are waiting for people to get back to me with changes and such. Purple are long term projects (updating the website, etc.) Blue are projects people have told me they want me to do but have yet to send me all the things I need to start them. For the first time in like 6 months I have...

Seriously. I am not your personal assistant. I AM ONLY ONE PERSON. I need to get out of here. 1) Yesterday a woman came in with 2 pages she handwrote and asked me to type it for her. Fine. She then said "I'll wait here while you do it." ...

Hey y'all! I'm working hard to get my whole site shiny and new! I updated a bunch of pages today! Yay! Here's some site news and an update on my progress: Pages Completed: About Professional Professional - Coursework Photography Links Pages Yet to Be Completed: Professional - Portfolio Professional - Resume Writing Contact Splash Page blog home search page categories page archives page individual posts pages post comments page Hopefully all these new pages willbe updated soon!...

So, today someone forwarded me a press release that they would like me to write a cover letter for and send out to a subdivision. The press release was from the Village of Lombard and was written by their communications & marketing coordinator. This was a job that I had applied for and really had wanted. I got a call for an interview for it and the guy seemed like he was really excited about me, however, I had just accepted and started my RE/MAX job. I actually kind of wanted that job more, but didn't want to risk losing...

You're my funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine, You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable, un-photographable, Yet, you're my favorite work of art. Is your figure less than greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart? But, don't change a hair for me. Not if you care for me. Stay little valentine, stay! Each day is valentine's day...

Dying My Hair Black I was watching Snow White the other day (the Faerie Tale Theatre version — do you remember those?) and decided I really wanted to look like Snow White. I mean, who doesn't want to look like Snow White? Lips red as blood. Skin as white as snow. Hair as black as ebony. Etcetera. Etcetera. So, I tried dying my hair black. Again. This time with permanent hair dye. This time it worked a lot better. It's like black black. I went into work today with my newly-dyed black hair and my boss saw it and said, "I love your...