Birthday cards for the crazy cat lady.
My birthday is next week.
I’m pretty sure I’m finally reaching the age where the government is required to give me a cat. That’s how that works, right? I’d have to check the bi-laws, but I think it was the landmark 1981 Supreme Court case of Fluffy vs. Shadow that established that states are required to provide cats to single 36-year-old women who can’t afford their own or have commitment issues.
Something like that.
Don’t Snopes me on it.
As I said, my birthday is next week. And there’s still time to get this crazy cat lady (without a cat) a card…
(Or, you know, you can just buy me a cat…or give me a coupon to come cuddle with yours? I’d be cool with that.)
Wishing you a purrfect birthday.
This thing wants to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy purrthday. (Ya crazy cat lady.)
May your birthday be filled with cats and cake.
Birthdays are so in right meow!
Meow. That’s all. Were you expecting a “happy birthday”? Ugh, you’re so needy.
One year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady.
Don’t worry you’re not there yet.
AliJanuary 12, 2017at11:45 am
Love it! Especially the one that says “may your birthday be filled with cats (and cake)”. I got to play with some cats (and a dog!) recently and it was wonderful! I totally want a dog, but I don’t think I want to deal with the responsibilities that go along with it…especially on days like today when it’s below freezing.
Val BromannJanuary 12, 2017at1:02 pm
I love cats and I also love dogs. I could never get a dog in the city for the same reasons. It gets too cold and I wouldn’t want the responsibility of having to take him outside 🙂 I always think about getting a cat but I have commitment issues 🙂