Birthday cards for the crazy cat lady.
My birthday is next week.
I’m pretty sure I’m finally reaching the age where the government is required to give me a cat. That’s how that works, right? I’d have to check the bi-laws, but I think it was the landmark 1981 Supreme Court case of Fluffy vs. Shadow that established that states are required to provide cats to single 36-year-old women who can’t afford their own or have commitment issues.
Something like that.
Don’t Snopes me on it.
As I said, my birthday is next week. And there’s still time to get this crazy cat lady (without a cat) a card…
(Or, you know, you can just buy me a cat…or give me a coupon to come cuddle with yours? I’d be cool with that.)